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4.37sAnd tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested.
3.74sWhile Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains at large.
3.34sRemember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous.
2.1sYou know, I rather like this pub.
2.13sOh, an English boy, eh?
2.4sYou know, we saved your ass in World War II.
0.5sYeah, well, we saved your ass in World War III.
2.37sThat's true.
3.07sHugh, there's something I want you to have.
3.2sMy dad gave me his cuff links to wear on the day I married Marge,
1.94sand they brought us good luck.
2.07sI couldn't imagine a happier marriage.
2.5sWe don't have many traditions in our family,
4.74sbut it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive.