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3.34sOkay, I've got something old; that's my pearl necklace.
1.97sSomething new is the wedding dress.
2.94sSomething borrowed is this antique brooch from Hugh's mother.
3.94s- Now I just need something blue.
- Here.
2.64sOh, Mom, thanks.
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1.57sHi.
2.08sWow, Lisa.
3.44sLooking at you makes me want to get married for a third time.
3.54sI met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
4.04s- Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
- We had one in his honor.
2.57sI had one in his honor.
2.42sI went to a strip club.
2.9sWell, here goes nothing.
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4.44sMum, Dad, meet Homer Simpson.