4.37sLisa, I love you so much, I'm willing to go through anything--
2.6sAre you okay?
1.97sI'm fine, Lisa.
2.47sFortunately, the compost heap broke my fall.
2.03sBe a dear. Run a bath.
3.64s
3.9sAnyway, Hugh, there's more to my life than just the wrecking ball.
2.64sI also crush cars into cubes.
2.23sAnd on the side, I promote local tough-man contests.
3.14sBasically, I'm getting out all my aggression till I go to law school.
2.74sSo, Hugh, have you heard all the latest American jokes?
2.63sUhh, here's a good one. Pull my finger.
2.7sYes, we have that one in England too, Mr. Simpson.