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2.05sThanks for holding my book while I tied my shoe.
4.44sD-oh! That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with it too.
0.42sI can read faster than you.
2.17sI read at a 78th-grade level.
2.77sRight here!
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1.93sFinished this page?
2.17sAges ago.
0.42sI'll get the dictionary.
1.24sWhy?
2.23sYou'll see when you get there. The word's "stochastic."
2.94s"Pertaining to a process involving a randomly determined sequence of observations."
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1.63sHmm. First they hate each other.
1.94sNow all of a sudden they love each other.
1.94sOh, it doesn't make any sense to me.
2.17sOf course not. You're a robot.
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3sI never met anyone who so understood the magic of jim Carrey.
3.77sHe can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs.
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