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3.1sZounds! I did thee mightily smite-ily.
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3.24s"Zounds" is a Renaissance English word short for "God's wounds."
2.95sBut "smite-ily," that's pure Flanders.
1.87sPlease call a doctor.
3.77sOh, these Renaissance fairs are so boring!
2.75sOh, really? Did you see the loom?
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2.29sI took loom in high school.
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1.85sMeh.
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2.94sYon meat is sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
0.53sCan I have some?
1.27sMine ears are open...
3.15sonly to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.