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1.57sIt's the Parade Day Parade.
1.3sWhat's Parade Day?
4.22sIt used to be that every group in New New York wanted their own parade.
4.04sWhy, when I was a boy, we had a parade every day.
2.24sThose were dark times.
4.17sNow we just combine them all into one big Parade Day Parade and get it over with.
2.43sHey, look, a fog is rolling in.
2.77sNo, that's just the Jamaican Pride float.
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1.67sLooks like it's speeding up.
3.55sOh, no! It's within munching distance of the Doritos float!
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2sThank you. Thank you.
2sKif, you're slacking off on my waving arm.
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0.98s(EXCLAIMS)
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5.15s(CROWD SCREAMING) Oh, no. It's heading right for those two nerds!
2.04sWhoa. Sweet shirt, dude.
3.97sThanks. I have another one that says "Paleontologists Do It In The Dirt."