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3.15s(SHRIEKING) A giant sausage!
5.59s(ALL GASPING) Oh, God, no! Get out of here, you horrific sausage!
2.02sWait. Isn't today the parade?
2sIt's just a giant balloon!
1.3sGiant balloon?
1.87s(SCREECHING)
1.31s
6.07s
2sSee, buddy, it's not so scary.
0.74s
1.17sI feel better now.
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5.89s
1.18s(HONKING)
2.37s
2.27sWhy are so many different parades smooshed together?
1.57sIt's the Parade Day Parade.
1.3sWhat's Parade Day?
4.22sIt used to be that every group in New New York wanted their own parade.
4.04sWhy, when I was a boy, we had a parade every day.
2.24sThose were dark times.
4.17sNow we just combine them all into one big Parade Day Parade and get it over with.