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1.95sGlad I'm not him, whoever he is.
3.95sFry, as his only friend, you should have first pick of body parts.
3.67sJust don't pick his nose! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
2.65sWhat's wrong with you guys? This is comedy gold.
2.75sHe always had my back. So I'll take his arm.
1.83sAs a back-scratcher.
1s(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
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1.62sI love you, Bender!
1.53sSomebody hand me a bolt cutter.
3.74sHey, dip-schlitz, that's not me. I'm right here. Hello?
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1.8sPay attention to me!
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2.39sWhy can't anybody hear my witty remarks?
2.67sThis is hell. (SCOFFS) You wish.
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2.3sRobot devil? You can hear me?
1.67sWhy is everyone else ignoring me?
2.14sIsn't it obvious, Bender?
1.08sYeah, I guess it is.
1.37sYou're dead!
3.52sWhat? I thought I just had laryngitis and antigravity.
4.09s(GROANS) Come down to my office and I'll explain everything.