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3.72sIt sure was nice of the mayor's wife to have sex with me. Uh?
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2.2sYou. What?
3.1sYou could have saved a robot, but instead, you saved a human.
3.17sDo you think human life is more precious than robot life?
1.7sNo, no.
1.62sWell, yes, actually.
2.62s(GASPS) That's it. I'm killing myself.
0.88sOh, lord.
3.5sDon't try to talk me out of it! Well?
2.57sBender, you always say you're going to kill yourself,
1.59sbut you almost never do.
2.3sYeah. Last time you went to the suicide booth,
2.23syou ended up dating it for six months.
1.54sHow is Lynn, by the way?
2.52sLiving in Oregon with her crazy mother.
2.5sSee you at my funeral, suckers!
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2.4sKill me, please, and make it splatter!