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1.4sWell, I have to get to work, Chris.
2.17sI have tons and tons of dogs to incinerate,
2.47sbut I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
2.23sOh, God, I'm so sorry. I'll clean that up.
1.83sOh, that's okay. I'll get it.
1.2sHave fun at work!
1.77sOkay. Bye, Chris.
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0.83sWhat do you think you're doing?
1.27sWhat?
3.87sYou, a man, are cleaning up a mess made by Anna, a woman,
3.64sthat she, also a woman, spilled on you, a man.
1.4sSo?
1.87sYou're treating her like a human being.
2.74sIf you want to get anywhere with a chick, you can't treat them too nice-like.
1.4sReally? Trust me, Chris.
2.7sThe next time you see this girl, treat her like crap,
4.4sand you'll be cooler than a mid-'80s novelty answering machine message.