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3sI went on a date with this girl that I really like,
2.1sand if you don't mind,
4.3sI was hoping I could ask you a few questions about the birds and the bees?
1.63sMy boy wants to know about sex.
1.77sCame to the right place.
4.5sChris, what you always want to remember is that sex is perfectly natural...
3.5sSorry, Mr. Swanson. I wasn't really talking to you.
2.04sChris, I know a lot about sex.
2.54sYeah, and I'm sure you have fond memories,
4.47sbut I was kind of hoping to get some advice from someone who isn't broken from the waist down.
1.07sI'm a father!
1.8sYou're a two-wheeled monster!
6.37s(CRYING) That's going to be my ring tone. Quagmire, call me.
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2.07s(JOE CRYING)
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1.1s(LAUGHING)
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1.4sWell, I have to get to work, Chris.
2.17sI have tons and tons of dogs to incinerate,
2.47sbut I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
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