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1.5sNo! Stupid!
2.57sChris, just relax.
4.64sOkay. So, what kind of stuff do you like to do and junk?
5.47sWell, I really enjoy some of the music black people have been coming up with lately.
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2.6sYou know, Anna, when I first saw you,
2.57sI thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world,
3.04sand now all I want to do is show you my innermost self,
3.47sbut I'm afraid you'll reject me because you won't like what you see,
2.97sor that you'll see my scrotum, and see that it has a seam on it,
5.11sand then you'll think I'm made up of two different guys that were sewn together, 'cause that's what I think happened, and...
1.67sChris, I like you.
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1.6sYou don't have to try so hard.
1.1sI'm sorry.
1.5sWhen I'm around a pretty girl,
1.67sI get all worked up, like a kid watching a toy commercial.
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2.6sANNOUNCER: Kids! Kids! Kids! Shiny! Gooey! Stretchy! Fun!
1.27sHasbro's Best Thing Ever!
2.44sSticky! Yummy! Bouncy! Fun!
1.33sHasbro's Best Thing Ever!