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5.14sthen a passing nurse accidentally stepped on him and kicked him into a puddle of urine, which must've frightened him,
2.43sbecause his bowels released all over himself.
3.94sI tried to pick him up, but then I got angry because some of it got on my thumb,
2.7sso I threw him against the wall and that's where he died.
2.2sThat's the way I want to go.
1.53sI'm really sorry about your dad's parrot.
1.73sOh, that's okay.
2.7sHe'll get over it pretty quickly and then move on to another wacky thing.
1.7sPETER: Lois, whose pipe organ is this?
1.13sMy name is Anna.
1.43sI'm Chris.
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2.8sSometimes I have to poop for a long time.
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1.9sNow you say something.
3.74s(LAUGHS) You're funny. But I bet a lot of girls tell you that, huh?
3.77sWell, the only girl I know is my sister, and she sucks.
1.83sOh, I'm sorry to hear that.
2.3sWow, we're having a conversation!
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1.77sListen, I have to get back to work,
3.64sbut would you maybe want to go out sometime?
1.03sYes!
1.37sGreat. Here's my number.
1.23sAwesome!
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