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4.5sChris, what you always want to remember is that sex is perfectly natural...
3.5sSorry, Mr. Swanson. I wasn't really talking to you.
2.04sChris, I know a lot about sex.
2.54sYeah, and I'm sure you have fond memories,
4.47sbut I was kind of hoping to get some advice from someone who isn't broken from the waist down.
1.07sI'm a father!
1.8sYou're a two-wheeled monster!
6.37s(CRYING) That's going to be my ring tone. Quagmire, call me.
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2.07s(JOE CRYING)
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1.1s(LAUGHING)
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1.4sWell, I have to get to work, Chris.
2.17sI have tons and tons of dogs to incinerate,
2.47sbut I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
2.23sOh, God, I'm so sorry. I'll clean that up.
1.83sOh, that's okay. I'll get it.
1.2sHave fun at work!
1.77sOkay. Bye, Chris.
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0.83sWhat do you think you're doing?
1.27sWhat?
3.87sYou, a man, are cleaning up a mess made by Anna, a woman,
3.64sthat she, also a woman, spilled on you, a man.