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1.33sGod, I hate coming to the vet.
2.67sThey charge me 90 bucks a day to keep Brian here.
2.7sFor 60 bucks, I could put him up at the Holiday Inn.
1.33sWho's with me?
6.51s(CRICKET CHIRPING) My apologies. My pet cricket has restless leg syndrome.
4.24s(SIGHS) I hope Brian's stomach pains aren't anything serious.
2.44sLook at that, Lois. That's why cats freak me out.
1.97sHe's doing that weird, stretchy leg thing where they lick themselves.
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1.27sLook at that, huh? Look at that shit.
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1.43sEw!
2.33sOh, thank God the vets are here to help Brian.
2.17sI want to be a veterinarian when I grow up.
1.67sMeg, we've been over this.
3.2sYou're gonna gain 150 pounds and write Ugly Betty fan fiction.
1.8sBut, Dad... Meg, that's final.
1.9sMeg, that's final. Meg, that's final.
2.94sSee, this bird knows what I'm talking about. Thank you.
1.2s- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1.4sThank you. You're very polite.
1.43sYou're very polite.
2.43sYou do not see that these days. You do not see that.
1.6sI like you. I like you.
1.47sOh, thank God.