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2.24s(LAUGHS) Isn't that funny? He heard me say that on the way over in the car.
3.04sI got to pee. Where's that Snapple bottle?
2.87sI had a gay experience at camp.
3.24sWe... We had the radio on and they were talking about some goofy stuff.
1.9sSo, what are you... What are you guys drinking?
2.77sHey, Peter, you kind of look like a pirate with that thing on your shoulder.
1.63sA pirate? Oh, cool!
1.47sYou should get a pirate name.
1.93sAnd a peg leg. And a hook hand.
1.57sAnd you should have sex with that crossing guard,
3.17seven though she looked young and then I found out she was 12.
2.64sI mean, you should get an eye patch.
1.57sEye patch would be cool.
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1.67sYou know, Brian, if you like my poop going into your mouth,
1.2swe could just do that.
1.7sShut up, Stewie.
2.87sMom, can we go back to the vet and see the pretty vet assistant again?
2.5sWell, I guess if Brian gets sick again.
4.17sOh, boy! Hey, Brian, look! Brian's sick. Mom, get your keys!
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1.8sChris, I'm not going to the vet.
2.1s(EXCLAIMS) There's me wench!
1.63sPeter, what the hell are you doing?