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1.57sAnd you should have sex with that crossing guard,
3.17seven though she looked young and then I found out she was 12.
2.64sI mean, you should get an eye patch.
1.57sEye patch would be cool.
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1.67sYou know, Brian, if you like my poop going into your mouth,
1.2swe could just do that.
1.7sShut up, Stewie.
2.87sMom, can we go back to the vet and see the pretty vet assistant again?
2.5sWell, I guess if Brian gets sick again.
4.17sOh, boy! Hey, Brian, look! Brian's sick. Mom, get your keys!
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1.8sChris, I'm not going to the vet.
2.1s(EXCLAIMS) There's me wench!
1.63sPeter, what the hell are you doing?
3sThat's Long John Peter to you, porthole.
5.47s(ALL LAUGHING) Fetch me five tankards of ale and a leg of mutton for me maties!
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1.3sWho the hell are those guys?
2.87sJust a few sea dogs from my fishing boat days.