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1.27sLook at that, huh? Look at that shit.
1.57s
1.43sEw!
2.33sOh, thank God the vets are here to help Brian.
2.17sI want to be a veterinarian when I grow up.
1.67sMeg, we've been over this.
3.2sYou're gonna gain 150 pounds and write Ugly Betty fan fiction.
1.8sBut, Dad... Meg, that's final.
1.9sMeg, that's final. Meg, that's final.
2.94sSee, this bird knows what I'm talking about. Thank you.
1.2s- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1.4sThank you. You're very polite.
1.43sYou're very polite.
2.43sYou do not see that these days. You do not see that.
1.6sI like you. I like you.
1.47sOh, thank God.
1.7sYou know, you never really know what somebody thinks of you,
2.33sbut I'm glad I made a good first impression.
1.13sWould you like to be friends?
1.07sLike to be friends.
2.24sOh, God, this is all going so smoothly.
1.7s- What's your name? I'm Peter.
- Peter.
1.63sNo way! That's my name!
2.14sHey, you should come home and spend the night at my house.
1.37sLois, will you make up the guest room?
2.77sPeter, that's someone's pet. You can't just take it.