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3.07sGive it to me straight, Dr. Jewish. Is he gonna live?
2.34sMr. Griffin, I'm afraid your parrot is dead.
2.77sNo!
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1.87sDid he at least die with dignity?
3sWell, he convulsed a lot and fell off the operating table.
2.2sThen he flopped around a little on the floor,
5.14sthen a passing nurse accidentally stepped on him and kicked him into a puddle of urine, which must've frightened him,
2.43sbecause his bowels released all over himself.
3.94sI tried to pick him up, but then I got angry because some of it got on my thumb,
2.7sso I threw him against the wall and that's where he died.
2.2sThat's the way I want to go.
1.53sI'm really sorry about your dad's parrot.
1.73sOh, that's okay.
2.7sHe'll get over it pretty quickly and then move on to another wacky thing.
1.7sPETER: Lois, whose pipe organ is this?
1.13sMy name is Anna.
1.43sI'm Chris.
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2.8sSometimes I have to poop for a long time.
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1.9sNow you say something.
3.74s(LAUGHS) You're funny. But I bet a lot of girls tell you that, huh?