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1.52sOkay, okay, who would you rather do?
3.1sDame Judi Dench with 30 minutes of kissing first,
3.24sor Eddie Izzard in drag, but he has a working vagina?
1.93sWould Eddie Izzard tell others about it?
1.6sEddie Izzard is very discreet.
1.18sThen that's your answer.
1.9sYou know, Quagmire, I gotta say,
2.49sI was pretty surprised you wanted me to come along.
1.5sI thought you hated my guts.
2.85sOh, come on, Jeff, I don't hate your fucking guts.
1.27sWell, then what the hell are we doing out here?
1.27sI thought we were gonna kill him.
3.52sAhhh! So, Jeff, do you like loud sentences?
3.1sI guess. I gotta take a whiz.
1.7sAll right, look. When he comes back,
1.45sI'm just gonna do it, okay?
3.3sI'm just gonna point my gun straight at his head before he even knows what's going on.
3.07s(GUN COCKING) JEFF: Kind of like this?
2.53sYou know, Quagmire, you are pathetic.