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2.24sI don't know what this cock-a-doodle-doo thing is,
2.84sbut it sounds gay and it sounds scatological.
3.02sI'm in. You're about to have a neat day.
2.5sQuagmire, you're talking about murdering a guy.
2.7sIt doesn't matter what he's done, it's still murder.
2.07sNo, Joe, it does matter what he's done!
1.87sThese kinds of guys don't change.
3.24sYou think they ever suddenly wake up and realize the error of their ways,
1.7sand clean up their act? No!
1.73sThey just keep ruining everyone's lives,
1.5sand the world is better off without 'em.
2.75sIt's against the law, Quagmire, and that's the end of it.
6.44s(SLAP SOUNDS) (BRENDA SCREAMING) What the hell? Did you change the channel while I was going to get a beer?
2.6sOh, yeah, I'm sorry, honey, I just wanted to see who was on Letterman.
1.87sWe're watching Leno, you bitch!
1.8sI'm so sorry!
4sHis soft, gentle humor connects effortlessly with my mainstream sensibilities!
1.43sLet's waste this dick.