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2.27sFor your information, Brenda just agreed to leave you.
1.42sLike hell she did.
2.5sBrenda, you tell them? No, not yet.
2.57sEveryone, I have wonderful news.
2.09sJeff and I are getting married.
3.99s(ALL GASPING) I'd show you the ring, but it's under the splint.
1.99sMy finger fell down the stairs.
1.32sYou're getting married?
1.98sYeah, but only 'cause she's pregnant.
1.53sPregnant?
3.22sOh, congratulations! Have you thought of any names yet?
1.94sMaybe, maybe, "Slappy"?
1.97sOr, or "Bruisey"?
1.9sOr "Keep It Down In Theresy"?
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1.73sGuys, what the hell am I gonna do?
1.75sShe can't marry that bastard.
2.9sHe's just gonna keep beatin' her, and then he's gonna beat the kid, too.
2.14sGod, I wish she'd never met Jeffrey Fecalman.
1.77sYou know, I was thinking... Wait, what?
1.72sWhat? That's his name?
1.7s- Yeah. - Huh-larious.
2.07sBut you know, I was thinking this afternoon,
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