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1.95sIs what normal families say.
1.57sLois, I'll take my breakfast to go.
1.78sI'm going fishing with the fellas.
2.42sPeter, I thought we were going to have some family time this weekend.
1.3sYou're going fishing again?
1.58sYes, Lois. I love fishing.
3.1sRemember, fishing was my not-at-all memorable job for two years?
1.83sNo. You don't remember my fishing boat.
1.54sYou don't remember Santos and Pasqual?
1.13sNot even a little.
1.62sThey were like male Consuelas.
1.7sIt was a mistake making them Portuguese, though.
1.84sPeople don't even know what a Portuguese is.
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2.55sThat's what I thought a Portuguese was.
1.82sMe and my brain, huh?
1.73sAnd we're just getting started!
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2.57sBoy, it's not like Quagmire to be this late.
2.7sYeah.