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2.94s"Dear Brenda, I have decided to leave you.
1.87s"I realized that you are too good for me,
3.47s"and you and our unborn child would be better off without me in the picture.
1.23s"Love, Jeff.
1.8s"P.S. If the cops ask,
3.27s"tell them that Joe, Peter and Quagmire were with you last night.
1.57s"If you tell anyone otherwise,
3.07s"I will come back and not only hit you, but I will murder you.
2.1s"And no one will care because you're garbage.
2.6s"And your baby is going to be a child of garbage."
2.3s(WHISPERS) It's a little rough, Peter. I didn't write it. Joe did.
1.33sI wanted it to sound real.
1.54sIt's gotta sound like he wrote it.
2.37sPlus, she kind of is garbage, Quagmire.
2.28s"Well, I best be rolling on now."
1.42s(WHISPERS) Oh, come on! Who says that?
1.13sIt's an expression.
1.3sYeah, if you're in a wheelchair.
1.4sListen, you had your chance.
1.4sI e-mailed it to both of you.
1.34sYou wrote back, "Looks fine"
1.9sand you just added that part about Grape Ape.
2.7s"P.P.S. I really love Grape Ape.
1.7s"The end."
1.67s(SIGHS) Wow.
0.74s
1.57sI guess he's really gone.
1.67s(SOBBING)
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