1.53sPregnant?
3.22sOh, congratulations! Have you thought of any names yet?
1.94sMaybe, maybe, "Slappy"?
1.97sOr, or "Bruisey"?
1.9sOr "Keep It Down In Theresy"?
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1.73sGuys, what the hell am I gonna do?
1.75sShe can't marry that bastard.
2.9sHe's just gonna keep beatin' her, and then he's gonna beat the kid, too.
2.14sGod, I wish she'd never met Jeffrey Fecalman.
1.77sYou know, I was thinking... Wait, what?
1.72sWhat? That's his name?
1.7s- Yeah.
- Huh-larious.
2.07sBut you know, I was thinking this afternoon,
3.22swhat the hell happened to the days when a guy does something like that to a girl,