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1.57sIf today wasn't your birthday...
1.13sBRENDA: Jeff! Please, you're being...
1.23sJEFF: What? What am I being?
1.73sCrazy? Unemployed?
1.9sWhy don't you call the cops like you did on Christmas?
2.1sBRENDA: (STUTTERS) I didn't call them. They were called.
2.6sJEFF: Oh, now you're calling me a liar in front of this cat?
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1.47sI got another cat.
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2.49sOh, that yellow lab looks like it's dying.
2.44sPeter, that's Gwyneth Paltrow. She's fine.
1.5sLook, turn off the light.
2.87sI just want to get to sleep and put this ugly night behind us.
3.5sAll that unpleasantness with Brenda and Jeff was more than I can handle.
2.89sIt's no big deal, Lois. We probably just caught them on an off night.
3.35sJEFF: (SHOUTING) Where do you get off calling me a deadbeat in front of your brother?
2.2sBRENDA: (MEEKLY) No, Jeff, all I said was that you were in between jobs.
3.59sJEFF: Well, it wouldn't matter if you'd just pick up that night shift at the prison!
2.48sBRENDA: But then I'll be working 100 hours a week.
3.17sJEFF: So what? I need money for motor oil and wallet chains!
2.67sOkay, I'll ask about it Monday.
1.6sCan I put my nightgown back on?
2.3sNo, I'm not done drawing!
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