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4sHis soft, gentle humor connects effortlessly with my mainstream sensibilities!
1.22s(SCREAMING)
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1.43sLet's waste this dick.
3.67s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Boy, everything's different now than it used to be, isn't it?
2.34sYou know, this morning I had a bowl of Fruity Pebbles cereal.
2.17sYeah, yeah. When I was a kid, they were boulders!
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3.67s(LAUGHING) Cereals do change.
2sNow, here's something, here's something. Did you hear about this?
1.27sHere's a bunch of words in a row.
1.87sBecause the economy's so bad,
2.44sthey've decided they're gonna shut down all the prisons.
1.37sYeah, yeah.
2.82sAnd they're gonna send all the inmates to Congress.
1.43sI don't get that one!
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0.97sHi, there, Jeff.
1.52sHey, what's going on, dudes?