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2.07sBut you know, I was thinking this afternoon,
3.22swhat the hell happened to the days when a guy does something like that to a girl,
4.39sand a bunch of us guys get together and just go kick his fucking ass?
2.32sBoy, that'd be satisfying.
1.37sWell...
1.44sWhy not? What do you mean?
1.4sThe three of us.
2.85sWe go over there and we do what's right, we kill the bastard.
1.38sWhoa! Whoa! Quagmire.
2.1sYou know, I could arrest you just for saying that.
1.43sYou know what else you can get arrested for?
2.28sSoliciting a rooster.
2.24sI don't know what this cock-a-doodle-doo thing is,
2.84sbut it sounds gay and it sounds scatological.
3.02sI'm in. You're about to have a neat day.
2.5sQuagmire, you're talking about murdering a guy.
2.7sIt doesn't matter what he's done, it's still murder.
2.07sNo, Joe, it does matter what he's done!
1.87sThese kinds of guys don't change.
3.24sYou think they ever suddenly wake up and realize the error of their ways,
1.7sand clean up their act? No!
1.73sThey just keep ruining everyone's lives,
1.5sand the world is better off without 'em.
2.75sIt's against the law, Quagmire, and that's the end of it.
6.44s(SLAP SOUNDS) (BRENDA SCREAMING) What the hell? Did you change the channel while I was going to get a beer?