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1.43sLet's waste this dick.
3.67s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Boy, everything's different now than it used to be, isn't it?
2.34sYou know, this morning I had a bowl of Fruity Pebbles cereal.
2.17sYeah, yeah. When I was a kid, they were boulders!
1.84s(LAUGHING)
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3.67s(LAUGHING) Cereals do change.
2sNow, here's something, here's something. Did you hear about this?
1.27sHere's a bunch of words in a row.
1.87sBecause the economy's so bad,
2.44sthey've decided they're gonna shut down all the prisons.
1.37sYeah, yeah.
2.82sAnd they're gonna send all the inmates to Congress.
1.43sI don't get that one!
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0.97sHi, there, Jeff.
1.52sHey, what's going on, dudes?
1.5sBrenda just fell.
3.24sGet your lazy ass up and get my neighbors some beers!
1.7sActually, we don't have time, Jeff.
3.44sWe were just about to go on our annual midnight hunting trip.
1.77sWe thought you might want to join us.
1.22sYeah, what the hell?
1.17sGo shoot some animals,
1.27sthat sounds like fun.
2.77sHey, it beats sitting at home watching Meg pop her zits.
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