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2.2sYeah, sure, maybe. I don't know. Yes, no.
3.44sHere's the first three digits of my phone number. E-mail me.
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1.7sJoe, the guy's a menace.
1.42sThey've been with me three days now,
1.97sand all he does is beat her day and night.
2.28sAnd on top of that, they say they don't need to be entertained,
2.52sbut then they're always like, "Hey, so what're we doing? What's next?"
2.05sHey, Joe, can't you just arrest the guy?
3.95sI can't arrest Jeff unless Brenda files a formal complaint with the police.
2.97sShe won't go to the police. She's afraid of what Jeff will do.
1.8sAnd to be honest, I don't blame her. I mean,
2.84swhat happens if one of these nights, he hits her so hard, he kills her?
1.38sSorry, Quagmire.
3.1sPolice policy, we can't step in until it's too late.
2.24sBut if I were you, I'd set up an intervention.
2.57sWhat's that? It's like a surprise birthday party,
6.17sbut instead of cake and presents, there's angry letters and someone who inappropriately tries to make it about themselves.
0.9sOh, that sounds great!
2.12sI bet I would really shine at one of those.
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