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4.27sFine, then you call my cousin Terry and tell him we're not going to be at his karate recital.
1.5sWell, Jeff, he is my brother.
3sWhy do you always got to remind me I didn't finish high school?
3.54sWell, listen, how about I make us all some dinner, huh?
1.35sCome here! Ah!
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3.1s(GRUNTS) JEFF: You fat, ugly bitch!
1.57sIf today wasn't your birthday...
1.13sBRENDA: Jeff! Please, you're being...
1.23sJEFF: What? What am I being?
1.73sCrazy? Unemployed?
1.9sWhy don't you call the cops like you did on Christmas?
2.1sBRENDA: (STUTTERS) I didn't call them. They were called.
2.6sJEFF: Oh, now you're calling me a liar in front of this cat?
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1.47sI got another cat.
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2.49sOh, that yellow lab looks like it's dying.
2.44sPeter, that's Gwyneth Paltrow. She's fine.
1.5sLook, turn off the light.
2.87sI just want to get to sleep and put this ugly night behind us.
3.5sAll that unpleasantness with Brenda and Jeff was more than I can handle.
2.89sIt's no big deal, Lois. We probably just caught them on an off night.
3.35sJEFF: (SHOUTING) Where do you get off calling me a deadbeat in front of your brother?
2.2sBRENDA: (MEEKLY) No, Jeff, all I said was that you were in between jobs.