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3.06sWhoo-hoo! Can I get that in lottery tickets, please?
3.3sWell, Your Honor, we dont have that kind of money.
1.7sWe're not a synagogue.
4.2sIn that case, I award Mr. Simpson the deed to the church.
1.73sYou’re giving him the church?
1.7sHe's not giving it to me.
2.26sGod is, because I prayed for it.
2.23sDad, I think this might be the work of Satan.
1.7sts all good!
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2.9sHomer, for the last time, please give the church back.
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1.87sThat is gonna drive me nuts.
2.43sLook, this church is our only option.
1.4sDont you kids want to live here?
2.33sAnything's better than that dump we came from.
2.66sAnd there's so many places to cloister myself.
2.3sThe dog's on board too.
2.66sAw, he thinks he's "papal."
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4.49sWell, the court has spoken, so here you go.
3.66sThe baptismal font tends to run. You have to jiggle the handle.