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2.03sVengeful god. Loving god.
3.03s- Vengeful god. Loving god.
- Setting up a prayer station, eh, Homer?
4.13sI used to think God only helped professional athletes and Grammy winners.
3.3sBut now I realize he helps schmoes like me too, Carl.
1.7sMakes sense to me.
2.9sBy the way, did you see the judging in the monkey figure skating?
2.49sWhose banana you gotta peel to get a 5.9?
2.73sCould not believe that.
4.99sDear Lord, as I think of you dressed in white with your splendid beard...
3.7sI am reminded of Colonel Sanders who is now seated at your right hand...
2.43sshoveling popcorn chicken into thy mouth.
3.37sLord, could you come up with a delicious new taste treat like he did?
1.9sI command you.
2.47sHey, watch it!