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2.33sYes, we do. Yes, we do.
4.9sWe love you, boy. Good doggy. Good doggy.
1.93sLousy lovable dog.
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3.12sOh, it was awful. They set me on a cold, metal table...
3.17sand prodded me with humiliating probes.
2.2sAnd then-- Oh, wait. That was my physical.
2.84sGreat story, Homer. Really.
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3.25sThe alien has a sweet, heavenly voice, like Urkel.
4.14sAnd he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!
5.37sWell, your story is very compelling, Mr. jackass-- I mean, Simpson.
3.57sSo, I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.
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2.5sYou don't have to humiliate me.
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3sI just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again!
4.54sYeah, right. I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.
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