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4.59sI'm being mocked by my own children on my birthday.
0.42sIt's your birthday?
3.87sYes. Remember, it's the same day as the dog's.
2.65sSanta's Little Helper, it's your birthday?
2.17sOh. We gotta get you a present.
2.33sYes, we do. Yes, we do.
4.9sWe love you, boy. Good doggy. Good doggy.
1.93sLousy lovable dog.
1.3s
3.12sOh, it was awful. They set me on a cold, metal table...
3.17sand prodded me with humiliating probes.
2.2sAnd then-- Oh, wait. That was my physical.
2.84sGreat story, Homer. Really.
0.89s
3.25sThe alien has a sweet, heavenly voice, like Urkel.
4.14sAnd he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!