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4.39sDad, according to junior Skeptic Magazine, the chances are a 175 million-to-one...
3.3sof another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
2.89sSo? It's just the people who claim they've seen aliens...
3.27sare always pathetic lowlifes with boring jobs.
5sOh. And you, Dad.
2.85sI am the thing from Uranus!
4.24sOh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
4.59sI'm being mocked by my own children on my birthday.
0.42sIt's your birthday?
3.87sYes. Remember, it's the same day as the dog's.
2.65sSanta's Little Helper, it's your birthday?
2.17sOh. We gotta get you a present.
2.33sYes, we do. Yes, we do.
4.9sWe love you, boy. Good doggy. Good doggy.
1.93sLousy lovable dog.
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3.12sOh, it was awful. They set me on a cold, metal table...
3.17sand prodded me with humiliating probes.
2.2sAnd then-- Oh, wait. That was my physical.