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1.65sHave you been drinking?
1.73sNo! Well, 10 beers.
2.49s
2.14sI'm telling you I saw a creature from another planet.
0.37sMaybe you just dreamed it.
1.83sOh, yeah?
3.2sWhen I came to, I was covered with a sticky translucent goo.
2.37sExplain that. More sausage?
2.6s
4.39sDad, according to junior Skeptic Magazine, the chances are a 175 million-to-one...
3.3sof another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
2.89sSo? It's just the people who claim they've seen aliens...
3.27sare always pathetic lowlifes with boring jobs.
5sOh. And you, Dad.
2.85sI am the thing from Uranus!
4.24sOh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
4.59sI'm being mocked by my own children on my birthday.
0.42sIt's your birthday?
3.87sYes. Remember, it's the same day as the dog's.
2.65sSanta's Little Helper, it's your birthday?
2.17sOh. We gotta get you a present.