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2.75sPlease, don't hurt me.
1.69sDon't be afraid.
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1.92sHomer, it's 2:00 a.m. What happened?
4.35sIt was an alien! It appeared in front of me and said, "Don't be afraid"!
1.65sHave you been drinking?
1.73sNo! Well, 10 beers.
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2.14sI'm telling you I saw a creature from another planet.
0.37sMaybe you just dreamed it.
1.83sOh, yeah?
3.2sWhen I came to, I was covered with a sticky translucent goo.
2.37sExplain that. More sausage?
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4.39sDad, according to junior Skeptic Magazine, the chances are a 175 million-to-one...