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2.15sThis is your alien!
3.07sHello, children. I bring you love.
4.15sIt's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!
2.12sIt's not a monster. It's Mr. Burns.
2.35sOh, it's Mr. Burns.
2.25sKill it! Kill it!
1.68sNo. No, let me explain.
3.5sEvery Friday evening after work, Mr. Burns undergoes a series of medical treatments...
2.54sdesigned to cheat death for another week.
3.47sFirst, Mr. Burns's chiropractors perform a slight spinal adjustment.
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4.02sThen a team of doctors administers eye drops,
1.57spainkillers...
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2.9sand a vocal-cord scraping. Don't worry.
2.05sYou won't feel a thing...
3.39still I jam this down your throat.
2.8sThe whole ordeal leaves Mr. Burns twisted and disoriented.
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3.84sThe most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.