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3.5sEvery Friday evening after work, Mr. Burns undergoes a series of medical treatments...
2.54sdesigned to cheat death for another week.
3.47sFirst, Mr. Burns's chiropractors perform a slight spinal adjustment.
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4.02sThen a team of doctors administers eye drops,
1.57spainkillers...
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2.9sand a vocal-cord scraping. Don't worry.
2.05sYou won't feel a thing...
3.39still I jam this down your throat.
2.8sThe whole ordeal leaves Mr. Burns twisted and disoriented.
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3.84sThe most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
1.88sBut what's with the glowing?
2.04sUm, I'll field that question.
2.3sA lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant...
2.5shas given me a healthy green glow...
3.65sand left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
3.44sAnd now that I'm back to normal, I don't bring you peace and love.