2.33sHello. I'm Leonard Nimoy.
2.97sThe following tale of alien encounters is true.
2.7sAnd by true, I mean false.
3.5sIt's all lies. But they're entertaining lies.
3.47sAnd in the end, isn't that the real truth?
2.49sThe answer is no.
2.43sOur story begins on a Friday morning...