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1.95sShe's not coming anymore.
0.03sWhat?
2.07sIt's 'cause of her I put in a bidet!
3.24sWell, it's actually just a stepladder by the water fountain.
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3.94sListen, Moe. I did something really terrible to someone I love.
3.95sHey, look. I've been in the bartender business for a long time, all right?
1.82sI've heard it all.
6.34sWell, what I did was I... (WHISPERING) (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) What are you? You're like a monster!
2.55sThat's like the worst thing I've ever heard anybody do to anybody!
6.49sYou should be drinking watered-down beer in a chipped glass on a stool with a nail sticking up out of it!
1sYou know what?
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4.47s(SOBBING) Can I have some peanuts?
1.93sAll right. But I get to poke you with a stick.
4.14s(GRUNTS IN PAIN) So, hey, did you see the game last night?
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2.05sThe blood of Christ.
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2.69sHey, save some for the rest of us, alkie!
1.65sDon't bogart our Lord!