Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.98sI can't believe I drove drunk.
1.6sBut you do believe it, right?
2sI don't know what to believe anymore.
1.92sThat's my girl.
2.27sJust take me home.
1.55sWhere's your wife tonight, Homer?
1.95sShe's not coming anymore.
0.03sWhat?
2.07sIt's 'cause of her I put in a bidet!
3.24sWell, it's actually just a stepladder by the water fountain.
1.17s
3.94sListen, Moe. I did something really terrible to someone I love.
3.95sHey, look. I've been in the bartender business for a long time, all right?
1.82sI've heard it all.
6.34sWell, what I did was I... (WHISPERING) (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) What are you? You're like a monster!
2.55sThat's like the worst thing I've ever heard anybody do to anybody!
6.49sYou should be drinking watered-down beer in a chipped glass on a stool with a nail sticking up out of it!
1sYou know what?
1.75s
0.7s
4.47s(SOBBING) Can I have some peanuts?
1.93sAll right. But I get to poke you with a stick.
4.14s(GRUNTS IN PAIN) So, hey, did you see the game last night?