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1.84sI paid your bail, honey.
1.55sYou're free to go.
1.98sI can't believe I drove drunk.
1.6sBut you do believe it, right?
2sI don't know what to believe anymore.
1.92sThat's my girl.
2.27sJust take me home.
1.55sWhere's your wife tonight, Homer?
1.95sShe's not coming anymore.
0.03sWhat?
2.07sIt's 'cause of her I put in a bidet!
3.24sWell, it's actually just a stepladder by the water fountain.
1.17s
3.94sListen, Moe. I did something really terrible to someone I love.
3.95sHey, look. I've been in the bartender business for a long time, all right?
1.82sI've heard it all.
6.34sWell, what I did was I... (WHISPERING) (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) What are you? You're like a monster!
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