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4.05sOkay, Marge. For you, I'll give up rum-based cocktails,
1.43sexcept mojitos and rum and Cokes.
1.97sWell, that's no promise at all.
2.84sIt's important for me to see you take at least one step.
4.04sThen maybe we can have some memories together that aren't just a nauseous blur.
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4.47sAll right. For you, I will give up all clear liquors.
2.15sReally? Even Zima?
2.1sHey, I only drink that when I'm already drunk.
1.43sYou really mean it?
4.15sHey, anything's possible with a little help from my Bible.
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2.15sOh, no! It's a real one!
1.47sNo!
2.28sWhy, God? Why?
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