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3.57sI realize now that nothing is more important than you.
2.6sI can't believe you did that to me!
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2.2sThat woman means the world to me.
1.83sWould it be all right if I read from my Bible?
1.25sOf course.
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3.39s(GULPS) No wonder they call it the Good Book.
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3.92sI am so cheesed off! I need a drink!
2.53sThen you should thank God you're in a rehab center,
1.03s'cause we're packin'!
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4.34sYar. A couple of these and your first mate turns into Reese Witherspoon.
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1.5sPour me another!
1.5sJust take the whole leg.
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2.97sWhat's with all those rapping grannies in the movies?
3.67sIf I ever start rapping, just shoot me in the head.
1.62sHow you doing, Big Blue?
3.2sWell, I feel a buzz, but I don't feel happier.
1.73sNot like when I was drinking with Homer.