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4.29s(SHOUTS) (DOOR SLAMS) You know how some people are chocoholics?
1.4sWell, I'm an alcoholic.
3.82s(ALL GASP) Look, I'm not sure this place is working.
2.8sThe drinkers are smoking. The smokers are drinking.
3.15sAnd the gamblers are having sex with everything that moves.
2.54sHey, baby, do you want to play Caribbean stud?
1.53sI'll show you what I'm holding.
1.18sGet away from me!
2.85sYour loss, stupid lady.
2.52sFlanders, can you watch my kids while I'm at the rehab clinic?
3.1sOh, thank God you're finally fighting your demons!
2.52sMy demons and I are closer than ever.
2.75sNext year, we're gonna visit every Major League Baseball park.
2.25sI'm just going in to bust Marge out.
2.24sWell, that's good, too, I guess.
2.12sFeed my pets and tape my shows!
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3.37s(FUNNY VOICE) I'm here to deliver a package to Marge Simpson.
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