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0.53sHello, honey.
1.82sHi.
3.7sUm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
2.64sDid you put on a little weight this week?
2.45sI was going to surprise you, but what the heck.
4.7sHoney, I'm purposely gaining 61 pounds to get on disability.
2.84sHave you lost your mind?
3.2sHave you thought about your health or your appearance?
2.14sOh. So that's it, isn't it, Marge?
2.43sLooks. I didn't know you were so shallow.
2.9sOh, please! I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds. But--
1.67sBeautiful. Good night.
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4.02sOh! I got 15 minutes to gain a pound, or I gotta face another day at work.
2.17sBad news, Dad. We're out of food.
1.72sWe're even out of the basic elements of food.
2.74sYou ate all the tarragon, and you drank all the soy sauce.