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4.24sAh, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts.
2.88sInstead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
2.09sYou could brush your teeth with milk shakes.
4.3sHey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
3.34sAnd remember, if you're not sure about something,
2.47srub it against a piece of paper.
3.95sIf the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.
2.07sBye-bye, everybody!
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2.99sOh, it's a dream come true, boy.
3.87sI can-- Nay, I must eat everything I've always wanted.
1.87sNow, come on. Every second I'm out of bed,
1.93sI'm burning precious calories.
2.92sNow get grabbin'.
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2.9sEat around the banana, Dad. It's just empty vitamins.
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