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2.37sHmm. Probably better that didn't hit me.
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2.77sYes? Hello.
1.65sMay I help you?
1.6sUh,
2.47scould you give me a little push in the opposite direction?
1.74sOkay.
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2.17sThank you.
2.47sCarpal tunnel syndrome? No.
1.7sLumber lung? No.
3.45sJuggler's despair? No. Achy-breaky pelvis? No.
2.32sOh! I'm never gonna be disabled.
2.3sI'm sick of being so healthy.
2.05sHey, wait.
2.75s"Hyperobesity.
2.2s"If you weigh more than 300 pounds,
2.6syou qualify as disabled."
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